Servus produces:
  - 'nature documentaries'
  - KLOCs of elisp
  - LIBOR manipulation lawsuits
  - Twitter accounts
  - annoyed pigs
  - around 1.5E13 watts of energy
  - artwork
  - atoms
  - bad ideas
  - balloon fragments
  - banana fragments
  - bent cutlery
  - black holes
  - blackmail threats
  - body parts (some of them on spikes)
  - boxes emitting muffled pleas for help
  - burst weasels
  - buttons (technically 'steals' rather than 'produces')
  - china shards
  - ciphertext
  - cloned inamoratas/-os
  - clones
  - coffee
  - confused newts
  - craters
  - crowns
  - crustacean tenancy agreements
  - cupcakes
  - curry
  - damp barrels emitting muffled pleas for help
  - damp salt
  - dead enemies
  - diss essays
  - dog food
  - dogecoin
  - drawings
  - electrons
  - enumerations of faults, ye jacobites by name
  - films
  - flea food
  - glue
  - hair
  - houses
  - inedible cakes
  - laws
  - leftover giraffe halfs
  - lion food
  - lots of BOURNEGOL
  - love letters (fake)
  - mammoths with headaches
  - mix tapes
  - money
  - mouse buttons
  - music
  - naughty sculptures
  - non-vegetarian bread
  - nuclear fallout
  - operas
  - operating systems
  - origami fish
  - paperclips
  - papier mache statues
  - patents
  - photographs
  - pixels
  - poetry
  - popped bubblewrap
  - pornography
  - printer test pages
  - purloined immune systems
  - purloined mojitos
  - purloined mojos
  - purloined shoes
  - repository clones
  - resignation letters
  - romcoms
  - rubble
  - sarlacc food
  - scurrilous pamphlets
  - second-hand underwear
  - security-expert food
  - selfies
  - shark food
  - sheep fragments
  - shreddings
  - smut
  - snot
  - soup-like homogenates
  - tea
  - telescopes
  - terse shell scripts
  - the rest of Alfredo Garcia
  - various fish
  - verb and noun paradigms
  - vital bodily fluids
  - webcomics
  - wedding DVDs
  - wheels (again really 'steals')